Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!

Sam: I'm not innocent.

Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!

Mark: Man... that's the most worked up I've ever seen you.

Sam: He's protecting me.

Largeman: So?

Sam: He *likes* me!

Largeman: Don't be cute.

Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.

Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.

Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!

Largeman: Pun intended?

- Closer, Joshua Radin